"At Girl Scout Camp, Chastity proved to be precise, but not accurate."
Let me go ponder that one for a while.
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Monday, September 4, 2006
Liberal-Baiting Day
So, while I know most of my 'readers' are liberals...this 'womyn' was just dumb. (What's the singular version of 'womyn'? Does it exist?) And I don't like Spam, whether a bot or a human sends it. My penis is large enough, thank you.
Anyway, I was pissed off by the e-mail and I felt like playing. There are a total of four,but I'm too lazy to re-sequence them for you, so you'll have to read from the bottom up. (Notice, however, I am not too lazy to write extensively about my laziness. Hmmm...) I think she gave up, or just had no response when I accused her of sexism, which she obviously thinks 'womyn' are incapable of. It's just really funny. But, I digress. Here is the funny. If you disagree with me, feel free to send her an e-mail telling her that I am a hateful conservative asshole. But don't send me one.
Email #1
On 9/4/06, Nancy Hulse wrote:
Anti-Violence Education reduced fee ;
Hello ,
I am sending you this letter to let you know that I have recently booked
shows in your area during the months of September and October .
My live multimedia performances about violence against women
are a powerful and exciting way to educate about this important issue.
I would like to offer you the opportunity to bring one of my unique educational
programs to your campus at a reduced cost. If you are interested,
please contact me as soon as possible.
If you are not familiar with my work, please visit my website at http://www.womynkind.org
Thank you for your consideration, I look forward to hearing from you.
Nancy Hulse
Womynkind Productions
nhulse@womynkind.org
http://www.womynkind.org
1-888-578-9847
SPAM disclaimer: I sent this email to you because I believe that you may be
interested in my work due to your position. Each email I send is individually
delivered via a web page that has your email-link on it.You are NOT on a
mailing list. Womynkind is a not-for-profit educational / arts organization.
If you are not interested in my work, please forward my address to someone
you think might be.
Email #2
----- Original Message -----
From: Aynsley
To: Nancy Hulse
Sent: Monday, September 04, 2006 11:40 AM
Subject: Re:
Please do not send unsolicited e-mail, regardless of whether or not you think someone may be interested in paying you money to tell them things they already know in a new and exciting fashion! I do not appreciate receiving e-mails from complete strangers. I also feel that the spelling of 'womyn' is a concept so idiotic that only a liberal whose mind is so open that her brains fell out could embrace it. Please desist in insulting me.
Email #3
On 9/4/06, Nancy Hulse wrote:
SHAME ON YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Email #4
From: Aynsley
To: Nancy Hulse
Date: Sep 4, 2006 9:13 AM
Subject: Re: Re:
What? You don't appreciate my opinion that you are an idiot? Or maybe you dislike me because I don't embrace your man-hating ways? Perhaps you misunderstand. While I am a domestic violence advocate, I am more inclined to fight for the under-represented victims. Men, who are beaten and maligned by their gay partners as well as men who are viciously verbally beat and manipulated by their female partners. I feel that everyone who is hurt by someone else deserves a voice, not just a subset of 'womyn'.
Anyway, I was pissed off by the e-mail and I felt like playing. There are a total of four,
Email #1
On 9/4/06, Nancy Hulse
Anti-Violence Education reduced fee ;
Hello ,
I am sending you this letter to let you know that I have recently booked
shows in your area during the months of September and October .
My live multimedia performances about violence against women
are a powerful and exciting way to educate about this important issue.
I would like to offer you the opportunity to bring one of my unique educational
programs to your campus at a reduced cost. If you are interested,
please contact me as soon as possible.
If you are not familiar with my work, please visit my website at http://www.womynkind.org
Thank you for your consideration, I look forward to hearing from you.
Nancy Hulse
Womynkind Productions
nhulse@womynkind.org
http://www.womynkind.org
1-888-578-9847
SPAM disclaimer: I sent this email to you because I believe that you may be
interested in my work due to your position. Each email I send is individually
delivered via a web page that has your email-link on it.You are NOT on a
mailing list. Womynkind is a not-for-profit educational / arts organization.
If you are not interested in my work, please forward my address to someone
you think might be.
Email #2
----- Original Message -----
From: Aynsley
To: Nancy Hulse
Sent: Monday, September 04, 2006 11:40 AM
Subject: Re:
Please do not send unsolicited e-mail, regardless of whether or not you think someone may be interested in paying you money to tell them things they already know in a new and exciting fashion! I do not appreciate receiving e-mails from complete strangers. I also feel that the spelling of 'womyn' is a concept so idiotic that only a liberal whose mind is so open that her brains fell out could embrace it. Please desist in insulting me.
Email #3
On 9/4/06, Nancy Hulse
SHAME ON YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Email #4
From: Aynsley
To: Nancy Hulse
Date: Sep 4, 2006 9:13 AM
Subject: Re: Re:
What? You don't appreciate my opinion that you are an idiot? Or maybe you dislike me because I don't embrace your man-hating ways? Perhaps you misunderstand. While I am a domestic violence advocate, I am more inclined to fight for the under-represented victims. Men, who are beaten and maligned by their gay partners as well as men who are viciously verbally beat and manipulated by their female partners. I feel that everyone who is hurt by someone else deserves a voice, not just a subset of 'womyn'.
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