Stock the Shelves

to the tune of "Deck the Halls"

Stock the shelves with food and water
Agh-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah!
'Tis the season for the slaughter,
Agh-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah!
Don we now our gay flak jackets
Agh-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah!
Grab the grenade and shrapnel packets
Agh-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah!

See the fearsome beast before us,
Agh-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah!
At least it's not a tyrannosaurus
Agh-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah!
Follow me, in deft markmanship
Agh-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah!
While I use my bargaining chip
Agh-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah!

Fast away they run, they pass us,
Agh-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah!
What is that, ye lads and lasses?
Agh-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah!
Sing we joyous, all together,
Agh-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah!
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Agh-ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah!

Let It Glow

to the tune of "Let It Snow"

Oh the raptors outside are frightful,
But my pyre is so delightful,
And since we've no place to go,
Let it glow, let it glow, let it glow.

They show no signs of stopping,
And their heads are all a-bopping.
We need to stay way down low,
Let it glow, let it glow, let it glow.

When they finally leave for the night,
It's time to go out and find the holes
And if we really plug them tight,
We'll be safe on the morning patrols!

The pyre is slowly dying,
The victims, still are crying.
But as long as they've turned to go,
Let it glow, let it glow, let it glow.

Warning Bells

Warning Bells
(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Oh, warning bells, warning bells
Shrieking through the town
Run and hide, get out of sight
And don't dare make a sound
Warning bells, warning bells
Klaxons all resound
Here they come! Go, now, and hide
And don't dare make a sound.

Chomping through the snow
Raptor blitzkreig is this day
O'er the fence they go
Snarling all the way
Bells on triplines ring,
Making children cry
What hell it is to hope and pray
We don't all die tonight!

Oh, warning bells, warning bells
Shrieking through the town
Run and hide, get out of sight
And don't dare make a sound
Warning bells, warning bells
Klaxons all resound
Here they come! Go, now, and hide
And don't dare make a sound.

Raptormas will continue on Monday.

Up on the Rooftop

Up on the rooftop, raptor claws
Along with teeth and gaping maws
Tear throught the ceiling with lots of joy
With just one intent, to destroy!

Chorus
Oh, God, no! Who wouldn’t go?
Oh, God, no! Who wouldn’t go!
Up on the rooftop, quick, quick, quick!
Hand me some ammo, and my ice pick!

First comes a snout, then baleful eyes.
Gnashing teeth, I'm not surprised
Give me a chainsaw, or a propane torch
If they come close - What's on the porch?!

Repeat Chorus

Now through the window, (heart be still)
Three more creatures we'll have to kill!
Here is a grenade and some nerve gas
Hope it works and scream, "You shall not pass!"

Repeat Chorus