Implements

Today, I actually thought about the specific heat of yarn.

...and:

Gratuitous Thanksgiving joke for those who actually get it:

Today, as I was walking to class in my new black boots that click when I walk, carrying my coffee away from my body so as not to spill it on my jeans, I discovered that I am exactly a black turtleneck away from being Rocknak.

Left or right?

I think that my biggest problem in life might be that I can't decide whether I'm a fascist or a libertarian.