1) Q: How are grapes like a man?
A: If you stomp on them and keep them in the dark for years, they eventually turn into something you'd like to have dinner with.
2) Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing she hasn't already been told twice.
So while the guitar riff from "99 Red Balloons" stopped playing in my head last night, these two jokes popped into my head. One about verbal abuse and one about physical abuse. One with a man as the abuser, one with a woman.
I'm about to go off to my thrill-a-minute job, and this is probably what will be on my mind today.
Is either joke worse than the other? If so, what makes it worse? And most importantly...why are they funny?
Also, I swear the What Dreams May Come review is coming. It's just not very good yet.
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