2012 State of the Union Drinking Game

Good Evening, Ladies, Gentlemen, and Liberals! (Just kidding, guys)

Welcome to Aynsley's 2012 SOTU Drinking Game!

I'll be watching the SOTU here, and tweeting when to drink here (in case I was way too accurate and it becomes difficult to keep up).

Before we begin, I'd like to recommend my Julius Punch for this drinking game. I make it with a can of concentrated orange juice and 80 proof vanilla rum. To prepare the punch, make your juice as normal, but substitute 1 can of rum for 1 can of water. This delicious beverage is refreshing, and unlikely to give you alcohol poisoning.

On to the rules:

Take one drink every time BO says any of the following:
"Sustainable" (or sustainability, etc)
"Occupy"
"Generations"
"Accountability"
"Bipartisan"
"Expand"

Take one drink if:
The camera pans past your representative or either of your senators
You see anyone playing with their cell phone, tablet, or other PDA
BO name-checks anyone
The camera catches Biden making a silly face

Take two drinks every time BO says any of the following:
"Fair share"
"Enhance"
"Redistribute"
"Stabilize"
"Partnership"
or mentions his father

Drain the glass and pour another if:
BO mentions the "socialist mop"
Any of the congressfolk yell during the speech
The camera catches John Boehnor or Harry Reid rolling his eyes
BO mentions Charlie Sheen

Forget the juice and just finish the bottle if:
BO announces he will not seek a second term and endorses Hillary Clinton as a Democratic candidate.